Monday, April 23, 2012

UPDATE: James isn't suffering nearly enough

Make James Suffer. "You donate it, I carry it."
Ok, guys.

Remember James? We were trying to make him suffer. We were trying to shower him in coins, so that the American Heart Association scores some cash and he scores himself some pain. We weren't trying to make his 5k charity run - loaded with the burden of your love - easy on him.

As of this evening, he's at about 35 pounds of quarters. Not too shabby, but not nearly dastardly enough. We can do better. 20 bucks buys a pound. A pound buys another shin splint. So, let's get to it!

The patented stink eye.
Srsly. That all you got?



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