Welcome to the PAL Survival Team. A running dossier/celebration of the men, women and zombie presidents that you want on your side when Justice stops prevailing... And starts getting real.
PAL Survival Team #1: Abraham Lincoln
- Grew up in a log cabin
- Freed the slaves
- United a nation
- Rawked a stovepipe hat
- And graced a coin that's worth less than it costs to make
He invented the WWF...
He rap battled Chuck Norris...
And he hunted vampires with his bare hands.
Which is precisely why Abe Lincoln is the proud inaugural member of the PAL Survival Team.