MONSANTO THREATENS FACEBOOK POSTER WITH CHEMICAL DOOM

March 29th, 2013 started like any other day. But for one Facebook concerned citizen it quickly took a turn for the eye-irritating and skin burning. Because March 29th was the day that Monsanto Company threatened to spray him with pesticide.

Did a civilized discussion of the benefits and dangers of Monsanto's GMO products and practices warrant such a snide and threatening response?

Survey says, no.

Sure. Monsanto played what is surely no joking manner for a joke with two frantic covering messages posted moments later, but the damage was done the instant some intern at their social media agency hit "post." If corporations are people, as our government  and the Wall Street Journal want us to believe, Monsanto should probably not consider a lasting career in standup comedy. (Or, more likely, brace for a solid face thrashing. -ed.)

What do you think? Funny corporate social media hijinks, or a revealing look at the sordid underbelly of big Farma? Goggle up, and drop your thoughts in the comments below.

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NOMINATE THE NEW POPE

If you haven't heard, Pope Benedict resigned suddenly today, leaving 1.2 billion Catholics shocked and leaderless. This situation needs a remedy. It's time to nominate the new Pope.

So who should take the pulpit and lead Catholicism boldly into the future? Who shall helm a new generation of teeming masses? Who should claim the chair of St. Peter and doth the kick ass Pop hat?

Now is our chance to be heard. Nominate your selection for the new Pope in the comments below. 

(Or sound off @PstApclyptcLwyr on Twitter.)

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Just to get things rolling, here are my Nominations:

1) Justin Timberlake

2) Deadpool



And now it's your turn:

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS & MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE POST-APOCALYPTIC LAWYER

And all I wanted for Christmas was an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-hundred-shot Range Model Air Rifle...

(With a compass in the stock. -ed)

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