Father’s Day is upon us.
Every year about this time, it rolls up. Just like mandatory clockwork. The one day a year you’re forced to awkwardly hand Pops a gift, that he doesn’t want, to show your appreciation, that he already knows you feel, for his having weaned you into a man. (Or extremely awesome woman. –ed.)
And so, every year, you search for said gift. Combing hardware stores, car junkyards and value-priced department stores for the perfect curio to say, “Thanks for teaching me the ways of the world and not ditching me at the mall when I was three.” Fortunately, I have one word for you:
- “Hand carved out of varying exotic and local woods"
- “Stache friendly finish”
- Customized wood burned initials (Only $25 bucks! -ed.)
Verdict: 11/10 gavels
Buy it here now: Offerman Woodshop
UPDATE: FIVE MORE RON SWANSON-INSPIRED GIFTS RON SWANSON WOULD PROBABLY APPROVE OF >>
*Mustache not required.
Image source: Offerman Woodshop.