Ron Swanson’s Mustache Comb: The Only Father’s Day Gift You’ll Ever Need. Ever.*

Father’s Day is upon us.

Every year about this time, it rolls up. Just like mandatory clockwork. The one day a year you’re forced to awkwardly hand Pops a gift, that he doesn’t want, to show your appreciation, that he already knows you feel, for his having weaned you into a man. (Or extremely awesome woman. –ed.)

And so, every year, you search for said gift. Combing hardware stores, car junkyards and value-priced department stores for the perfect curio to say, “Thanks for teaching me the ways of the world and not ditching me at the mall when I was three.” Fortunately, I have one word for you:

STOP.

For I have located the Holy Grail. The Father’s Day gift to end all Father’s Day gifts: A limited edition mustache comb (possibly) hand carved by Parks and Recreation's own Ron Swanson himself. Or by Nick Offerman, the actor who plays him… Close enough.

BEHOLD.

• “Hand carved out of varying exotic and local woods"
• “Non-Toxic”
• “Stache friendly finish”
• Customized wood burned initials (Only $25 bucks! -ed.)

Consider your Father’s Day gift buying DONE. Forever. As, each and every Father’s Day hence, he’ll fondly gaze at its personalized, hand-crafted wooden glory and smile. Inwardly, of course. Dads don’t actually smile. Ever.

Verdict: 11/10 gavels

Buy it here now: Offerman Woodshop



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*Mustache not required.

Image source: Offerman Woodshop.

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