A running dossier/celebration of the men, women and giant green hotties you want on your side when Justice stops prevailing... And starts getting real.
PAL SURVIVAL TEAM #4:
Jennifer Walters, Marvel's She-Hulk at Law
Given that the average Lawyer spends an average of a billion years in school, most of us are pretty damn smart. However, come SHTF, brains may not matter a wit without the muscle to back it up. Hence, I hereby nominate Jennifer Walters, AKA: The Incredible She-Hulk, as the newest member of the PAL Survival Team.The Argument:
Exhibit A: While she lives the life of a meek, mild-mannered attorney at the prestigious firm of Goodman, Lieber, Kurtzberg and Holliway by day, she also boasts the stones, the hawt arse and the incredible strength to impress not only the jury, but a higher power... the Fantastic Four. (You go girl. -ed.)
Now that's a finding.
Exhibit B: She debated Wonder Woman in open court and won.
Persuasive.
Exhibit C: She crushed it on the catwalk. Literally.
(Yes, the catwalk.)
Exhibit D: She used her new "assets" to make the biznitches at her ten year reunion her bitch. And who doesn't love doing that?
It's a Lawyer speciality.
The biggest objection to She-Hulk joining the team? I'm told she's not real...
Or is she?!
Nope.
Case closed.
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