Discoveries: Ron Swanson Inspired Bottle Cap Magnets

My well-documented Ron Swanson obsession interest has reached a new level. Behold: Swanson inspired bottle cap magnets A suiting send up to the man, the legend and the mustache, this crafty concoction combines five of my favorite things into one perfect package: Ron Swanson Ron Swanson quotes Beer Breakfast foods And quasi-humorous bulleted lists (duh. -ed.) Boasting "rare earth neodymium magnets" that sound powerful enough to perma-mount nearly any awkwardly-sized legal document...

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UPDATE: It's your last chance at The Avengers Deuce and a Half

Good news if you missed buying The Avengers Deuce and a Half we reported on awhile back: There's one more gigantic S.H.I.E.L.D. truck out there just waiting to find a proud home in your driveway. (Probably dwarfing your house. -ed.) According to the eBay auction, this particular hero S.H.I.E.L.D. Deuce and Half was actually used in the film. And it's the last one they're selling, so you better make haste with a quickness and a vengeance.  Per the seller, the beefy...

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Discoveries: Eat To Grow Home Protein Delivery

I was hungry for Meat... But I was too busy filing briefs to drive to my local food megastore to pick some up. Faced with this conundrum, the simplest, most obvious solution was turn to the web, where I stumbled upon this: Eat to Grow home protein delivery. A company that DELIVERS MEAT TO YOUR HOUSE. Protein rich beef. All-natural chicken. Low-fat bison burgers. Omega-3 seafood. All-natural turkey. Whatever kind of Meat you're looking to char and consume, they'll ship it to you safely packed...

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Discoveries: SylvanSport Go Camping Trailer

I love Airstream trailers. I mean, who doesn't? But, these days, the odds of anybody save Brad Pitt busting out the phat cash to haul home even the smallest Bambi are slim to none. That's why I was so hyped when I came across the SylvanSport Go. Sure, it doesn't pack air conditioning, flat-screens, exotic woods and a sexy aluminum skin, but it has something else going for it. It's a true camper's camper. Everything you need is here: A popup tent. Two beds. A table. A weatherproof stowage box....

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Survive the Zombie Apocalypse In Your Very Own Lighthouse Hideaway

It's a fairly recognized fact that zombies hate water.  So when the dead start walking, you best be heading off-shore. Fortunately, Uncle Sam is ready to oblige your nautical needs with, not one, but four deep water light stations up for auction.  Accessible only by boat, pick one of these up and your survival odds will be well-positioned to take advantage of the severe lack of zombie seafaring tradition. Designed to hold out against the harshest ocean conditions and constructed around...

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You Can Make It Through The Bar, But Can You Survive the Reality TV Wasteland?

Say you make it through law school. Say you pass the Bar. Say you make it to the real world relatively unscathed. Well, guess what... it's going to be rough out there. You may even need a fallback for a few months. Another option to tide you over while you wait for some fancy-schmancy, big-city law firm to plop an offer letter and a six figure salary in your lap. So whatever will you do? Bam! Spike TV and Pilgrim Studios are looking for a few good close relations to make fools heroes of...

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Ron Swanson’s Mustache Comb: The Only Father’s Day Gift You’ll Ever Need. Ever.*

Father’s Day is upon us. Every year about this time, it rolls up. Just like mandatory clockwork. The one day a year you’re forced to awkwardly hand Pops a gift, that he doesn’t want, to show your appreciation, that he already knows you feel, for his having weaned you into a man. (Or extremely awesome woman. –ed.) And so, every year, you search for said gift. Combing hardware stores, car junkyards and value-priced department stores for the perfect curio to say, “Thanks for teaching me the...

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