The first rule of the high-stakes 100% Virgin Brazilian Hair game?
Don't sample the product first.
Spotted in Detroit
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
BUNKER LIKE THE PROS WITH THE ARMY SPECIAL FORCES FIELD MANUAL
Say you're going up against a zombie hoard. Or a ravaging alien army. Or the Canadians. You want to make sure your hidey hole is properly sited, constructed and protected. You want to make sure your walls are thick enough and your mortars are mortary enough.
Fortunately for you, savvy suburban survivalist, Public Intelligence now offers Army Field Manual (FM) 3-05.230 Special Forces Tactical Facilities online. And it's totes free.
With most everything you need to know...
Thursday, August 23, 2012
BREAKING: LUBBOCK COUNTY V. OBAMA'S UN IN EPIC CIVIL WAR CAGE MATCH
According to a CNN report, Lubbock County Judge Tom Head recently proclaimed that if Obama gets elected, Civil War will break out.
Sure, he could be exaggerating to get a reaction from the so called "liberal media", but the batshit crazy doesn't stop there:
Obama, Head said, will "try to give the sovereignty of the United States away to the United Nations. What do you think the public's going to do when that happens? We are talking civil unrest, civil disobedience, possibly,...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
CAPTION THIS: AWKWARD BABY V. MITT ROMNEY
CAPTION THIS: AWKWARD BABY V. MITT ROMNEY
Politicians on the stump love to kiss babies. It's an American tradition. But sometimes this horrible campaign trail cliche goes horribly, horribly wrong. Kind of like this:
Spotted on the campaign trail, it's Mitt v. Awkward Baby. In the most awkward encounter possible, who will win? Who will lose? Who will take this friggin' baby away from Governor Romney before it gets any worse?
Leave your (no doubt) hilarious captions in the comments...
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
EXPEDITED REVIEW: GERBER CURVE MULTI-TOOL
Need a quick gift / daily carry / backup to your backup?
The Gerber Curve Multi-Tool fits the tiny, yet sturdy bill. With three types of screwdrivers (including an actual Phillips head driver), two files, and a quality blade, the Curve compares favorably to the classic keychain Swiss Army knife.
Most awesomely, the devices lock! That means you’re less likely than normal to get your knuckles shredded.
And although the Curve is too small to be a true
survival tool,...
Thursday, August 16, 2012
BREAKING: LAND ROVER RELEASES ALL-NEW FORD EXPLORER
Er... All-New 2013 Range Rover.
Surely, we jest. But look at this thing. Gone are the regal, boxy and comfortably stuffy trappings of Range Roverdom, replaced instead with a profile that screams current-gen Ford Explorer rhinoplastied with the schnoz of the tepid Freelander cum LR2.
Sure, it boasts a lighter, stronger all-aluminum monocoque body. Sure, it delivers improved carbon dioxide emissions. Sure it's still built in Solihull, UK. And it probably drives amazingly. And coddles sumptuously....
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
BREAKING: FITOCRACY REVAMPS SITE, BRINGS THE HAWTNESS
In a move guaranteed to send a few Paleo's into fits of stone age rage, Fitocracy, the premiere social fitness tracking app for web, Android and iPhone, launched a new site today.
Per their blog post, the new look is designed to help you make your fitness goals a reality. After a cursory surf, it's clear that the cleaner aesthetics and smart new sharing tools should help enhance your social connections with other fit-minded, interest-sharing friends. But the biggest difference you'll...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
GEAR ON TRIAL: NEW ENGLAND 2012
NEW ENGLAND 2012 // MARMOT PRECIP JACKET // THE NORTH FACE JESTER DAYPACK // MERRELL MOAB WATERPROOF HIKING SHOES
We know we don’t have to tell you this, but you don’t get enough vacation time.
So when you do get a week off, you’ve got to make it count. And that means choosing gear you can count on - no matter what. Keeping that simple truth in mind, we spent some of our rare non-billable hours testing some popular items to see how they rate in the real world. (Read, not the office....
THIS IS A THING: ZOMBIE KILLING SERVICE
Sleep easy, Citizen.
The Zombie Killing Service is looking out for you.
Spotted in the D. Thx, cupcake detroit ©!
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Friday, August 10, 2012
GAS MASKS, AXES AND OTHER STUPID AWESOME WORKOUT GEAR
So you think your fitness regime is extreme...
You think your cute, little morning DVD session is hardcore. What's your poison? P90x? Crossfit? Maybe even TapouT XT Extreme?
Bah.
Our friend James (Yes, that James.) has you beat:
What's your craziest training tool? What's your nuttiest routine?
Show us what you got in the comments section below, biznitches.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012
EXPOSE: INSIDE KIM JONG UN'S ROYAL WEDDING REGISTRY
CNN recently reported most excellent news!
According to North Korean State Media, the young, fresh-faced Dear Leader of North Korea, the honorable Kim Jong Un, has taken a bride!
Due to high-level bureaucratic obligations, I've just now received eyes-only access to the royal couple's most wonderful wedding registry. So what does one get a budding President for Life and his lovely wife in celebration of their stately nuptials? Let's take a look inside...
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